Valerie. 17. I don't do drugs. I'm just really weird.
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
|Three year-old me:||oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.|
|Me now:||oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.|